Collection: Anti Agile Agile Club

Agile has its roots in Extreme Programming, which sounds cool on account of featuring the word "Extreme" — and back when Kent Beck and Martin Fowler would wear bow ties or funky hats and tell you to stop doing stupid shit, it was.

But now that the Accenture consultants have squeezed the thrill out of it — as is their wont — talking about "slicing heuristics" and similar crap, we need a brand to rally around.

Anti Agile Agile Club recognises the yin-yang of good and evil encapsulated in the contemporary circus tent we call "agile", and empowers you to broadcast a sophisticated ambivalence through the medium of SCHWAAAAAG.